It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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