I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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