We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
