I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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