Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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