No stitches, just platelets and will power
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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