You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have fence marks all over my body
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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