Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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