We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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