Yo dont text me then not text me
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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