He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
foreskin is a definite game changer
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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