I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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