I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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