I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
