Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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