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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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