waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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