I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
tell me about the fingering
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