Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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