And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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