barbara walters just said penis...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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