why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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