piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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