Dual....:-)
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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