so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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