i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Me too!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
