? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I intend to get homeless drunk
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Even my vagina gasped.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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