bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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