We got so high we made milksteak
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
