Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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