420 ftw
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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