I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
