If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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