I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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