big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Pooping to opera.
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