Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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