We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We need to get me chipped asap
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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