Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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