Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
