let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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