Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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