I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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