I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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