i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
