kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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