My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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