He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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