just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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