i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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