My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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